Humour
Lights
Halfway through a romantic dinner, my husband smiled and said, "You look so beautiful under these lights."
I was falling in love all over again when he added, "We really should get some of these lights."
Know your spouse
While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace were told by the instructor: "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."
He addressed Tom. “For instance, can you name your wife's favourite flower?"
Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's self-raising, isn't it?"
The rest of the story gets rather ugly, so I'll stop right here.
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